Hot and Heavy While Eating Spaghetti

Let me set the scene: a hot date, everything is going swell, the conversation never runs dry and you can’t help but feel that certain tingle in the pants when you happen to look into their eyes. Passion seems to well up inside both of you after that 3rd glass of chardonnay and what begins as snogging in the dark corner booth turns into heavy petting underneath the flimsy tablecloth.

Right now you’re thinking ‘no way!’ and ‘why hasn’t this happened to me?’ Surely the quick ‘foot rub’ under the table while you’re chowing down on a shared seafood plate is a fantasy fuelled by Hollywood?

Apparently not. According to a recent New York Post article, restaurant bonking is the raunchy new craze hitting the professional set. Well, it might not be a ‘craze’ per se but it’s not as uncommon as you think.

While, I myself have never gotten bizzzay on a dinner date, I have had a few, mainly unsuccessful, rowdy romps in nightclub bathrooms – hey, they were unisex, what did they expect? – and many of my friends have had similar experiences.

Public sex isn’t a new thing and horny couples have and will always try to take the private (nookie) into the public (a public bathroom stall), just because, well it’s damn exciting and a bit skanky. I suspect that this is just another manifestation of that urge, a phenomenon that has less to do with New York restaurants serving up aphrodisiac-laden foods and more about the fact that people who were doing it in dirty bathroom stalls at a rave or an indie dive bar have grown up. Now they take their dates to upmarket restaurants instead.

Whatever the case, food and sex are always a great combo. A good meal, followed by a good shag (and a frisky workout if you think about it) can be an amazing way to start or end your day! So if you choose to try out the restaurant sexing, I say go for it!

Just make sure you don’t get caught and watch out for the hot sauce…that shizz can burn in all the wrong places.

By Roxanne Groebel