Warning, cheese on burger

1. Name that burger
The Warnie Works

2.Where did you buy it?
Gourmet Deli Mayfair, London around the corner from Liz’s place, just next to my plastic surgeon. They make it especially for me, even named it after me.

3. What’s on it?
Drug free (diuretic added) Beef, Baked Beans, Lettuce, pineapple, beetroot, Tomato and Cheese

4. Nice buns?
Yes nice and firm just like Liz’s.

5. Would you eat it again?
I eat it every week.

6. In terms of quality is it more Neil Perry or Pauline Hanson?
Pauline Hanson because it has no imported ingredients.

7. Who would you like to share the burger with?
Muttiah Muralitharan. Like to see how he chucks that down.

8. Could you eat it while riding a skateboard? Or is it a more messy sit-down affair?
Ooh I love an affair. It might be messy for some with the baked beans but I need to keep one hand free for texting.

9. How long did it take you?
Not long because I was losing feeling in my face after the botox appointment.

10. Rate it out of five stars
5 stars. Just like me.