Prince William gets his buns from his Mother

Hi Australia, thanks very much for giving money to the Flying Doctors for Kate and my big day. I appreciate people going outside the registry. Shows flair. Anyway, when CMW got in touch regarding my opinions on burgers, I felt compelled to offer my limited experience with them. I love food porn and I love Cook My Way. All the best, Wills.

1. Name that burger
Royal Wedding Commemorative Burger

2. Where did you buy it?
It was given to me.

3. What’s on it?
Kate and my picture burned into the bun. British beef, Red Leicester cheese, HP Sauce, crisp lettuce, chips, bacon and an egg.

4. Nice buns?
I get them from mother.

5. Would you eat it again?
If one is given the burger again, one will eat the burger again.

6. In terms of quality is it more Neil Perry or Pauline Hanson?
I am unfamiliar with these names. In saying that, we have a fairly rigorous quality control in place. Tasters and such.

8. Could you eat it while riding a skateboard? Or is it a messier sit-down affair?
If I take your meaning correctly, I could enjoy this burger on horseback or skiing, which is as close as I have come to skateboarding.

9. How long did it take you?
From service to consumption, 18 minutes – you know, chew your food correctly and such.

10. Rate it out of five stars
Five star. Capital.