Julia Gillard's Bacon Tax Burger

1. Name that burger
Bacon Tax Burger

2. Where did you buy it?
Parliament House Cafeteria

3. What’s on it?
Organic and enviro-friendly produce

4. Nice buns?
Only the other day, Tony Abbott asked me the same question…

5. Would you eat it again?
Yes and I implore all Aussstrayylians to try it.

6. In terms of quality is it more Neil Perry or Pauline Hanson?
Ha, is she still alive?

7. If you wrote an 80s love ballad for this burger what would it be called? What would the lyrics to the chorus be?
Oh you should my mate Peter about that.

8. Could you eat it while riding a skateboard? Or is it a more messy sit-down affair?
You have to sit down, but you can rule a country while eating it. I do.

9. How long did it take you to eat?
About 10 minutes.

10. Rate it out of five stars
The people will decide.