Snooki's Guido Burger

1. Name that burger
Guido Supreme Burger

2. Where did you buy it?
J Shore obviously!

3. What’s on it?
Lots of pickles and big meat.

4. Nice buns?
Hell yeah. It looks like this burger works out.

5. Would you eat it again?
Yep, it has pickles on it. Anything with pickles on it I will eat.

6. In terms of quality is it more Neil Perry or Pauline Hanson?
Like who the f*** are they? This burger is so Jersey.

7. If you wrote an 80s love ballad for this burger what would it be called? What would the lyrics to the chorus be?
It would be called ‘Hangover Food’. And I don’t have to make up lyrics, I’d just get someone to write it for me. I’m going to have a music career, I’m just waiting until I can get hold of Lilo’s music producer.

8. Could you eat it while riding a skateboard? Or is it a more messy sit-down affair?
You could eat this while fist pumping on the dancefloor.

9. How long did it take you to eat?
3 mins, I have a big mouth.

10. Rate it out of five stars
Five