Rupert's Burger of the World

Hello, Readers. Rupes here. Been having a time of it over here with work. What a welcome distraction it was to hear from Cook My Way. If we pull through we look forward to making a formal acquisition of the site in the coming weeks. Regards.

1. Name that burger
Burger of the World

2. Where did you buy it?
One of my staff bought it unbeknownst to me

3. What’s on it?
A mix of gossip, slanders, and jumped-up hackery.

4. Nice buns?
Always on page 3

5. Would you eat it again?
I don’t think any one will be eating this again.

6. In terms of quality is it more Neil Perry or Pauline Hanson?
I can’t recall quality ever being used in the same sentence as this burger so – Pauline.

7. If you wrote an 80s love ballad for this burger what would it be called? What would the lyrics to the chorus be?
‘Deeply regrettable’, the lyrics would be ‘I had no knowledge of these actions, its deeply regrettable.’

8. Could you eat it while riding a skateboard? Or is it a messier sit-down affair?
It’s messy.

9. How long did it take you?
A long time to build up – couple of days to go south.

10. Rate it out of five stars
Zero stars